I don’t think there’s such a thing as a casual Cardiacs fan. Nobody ‘quite likes’ them. You’re either in, or you’re not and in a packed out Albert Hall tonight everyone is very much ‘in’. They are the very definition of an acquired taste. I first encountered them in 1987 when seeing a now infamous video performance of their song ‘Tarred and Feathered’ on Channel 4 Pop show The Tube.
I love it now – but it made no sense to me at the time, and was indeed a curious choice of a promotional clip being one of their most extreme and divisive tracks (it sounds like Madness trying to play a song on a very fast moving rollercoaster while some scary clowns have a fight in one of the other cars) – I wrote them off as a wacky, knockabout comedy band and that was that. In the 80s and 90s when the weekly music press was so influential I probably absorbed the disdain the NME and Melody Maker had for the band. Even John Peel had no time for them. They were a bit prog rock, psychedelic, whimsical and strange and completely out of step with the Britpap times.
Fast forward to the late 90s and I have a dim memory of someone (no idea who) leaving a couple of Cardiacs tapes in my shared house and they sat for months gathering dust next to to the stereo. I didn’t play them. I probably wasn’t ready for them. Fast forward to the 2010s and I read a blog post about them and, out of vague curiosity clicked on a YouTube clip of ‘Dirty Boy’. Bang! This indescribable, epic song with it’s Magma like choral refrain and spiralling guitar chords was a very long way from the hectic clowning of ‘Tarred and Feathered’.
I played a few more songs, including a live clip of them playing their signature song ‘Is This The Life’ live in their native Salisbury to a heaving moshpit – Tim and Sarah Smith doing a merry dance with guitar and saxophone. Fantastic, my new favourite band, time to get their back catalogue and maybe I can see them live?
Slight problem – it turned out their leader Tim Smith was laid low with a terrible and cruel illness. What happened next is well documented but a happy postscript is the band members have returned to the stage and last year completed Tim’s final LP ‘LSD’ – using musical scores, lyrics and instructions left by Tim – and there have been several celebratory live shows with Cardiacs past and present chipping in.
Tonight’s performance is a radically different set and line-up to the previous Cardiacs show in Manchester which was billed as ‘Cardiacs family and friends’ – fronted by Jon Poole and dressed all in white – and tonight, dressed all in black with the vaguely Masonic sashes the band wore on their final shows while Tim was alive – tonight, this is Cardiacs. The line up comprises many of the musicians that completed the LSD album and wow, what a band. Centre stage is Tim’s brother Jim holding it down on Bass and remaining inscrutable as ever even when the crowd chant his and his late brothers names. He’s joined by the mercurial Kavus Torabi who, when he isn’t a Cardiac, is also in Gong and making records with snooker champion Steve Davis in The Utopia Strong. Kavus is a magnetic presence, reeling off space rock guitar with ease – staring open mouthed at the crowd like he’s never seem an audience before and generally giving it some top rock action. Other side is Mike Vennart, formerly of cult Manchester shoegazers Oceansize and now has a day job playing with Biffy Clyro. Vennart has the unenviable task of singing Tim’s high pitched and impossibly complex and verbose vocals which he makes light work of while also reeling off crazy chord shapes. Sharron Fortnam and Chloe Herington provide the soaraway vocals and saxophony that are so key to the more epic side of Cardiacs being showcased tonight and do a fine job of looking stern and serious while the silly boys ‘rock out’. Craig Fortnam (who, with Sharron, also fronts the brilliant North Sea Radio Orchestra who we spoke of last year) is on keys and percussion, Cardiacs lifer Bob Leith is tireless on the drums and finally on 2nd keyboard is Rhodri Marsden – your go-to guy for complicated keyboard parts – last seen with Scritti Politti.

They start right in the deep end with ‘Ditzy Scene’ from the new record and a highly complex and multi-faceted ‘No Bright Side’ and it strikes me I’m in a packed venue with people avidly engaged with what is quite uncompromising music with jagged chord changes and time signatures and yet it feels like a visceral post-punk show, not a chin stroking prog-rock recital. This is probably what Henry Cow had in mind when they thought the ‘music for the masses’ should be wonky Jazz rock. No matter how off-beam and intricate things get, there is always a driving riff or soaring chorus to pull you back in – and the band are having fun. So are we. The crowd respond with ovations that raise the roof and clearly take the band aback at times.
The set leans into the new record of course and unlike last years gig, for the ‘oldies’ they dip into later albums like ‘Guns’ and ‘Sing to God’ so it’s a deeper and more expansive sounding set which fills this much larger room. ‘Everso Closely Guarded Line’ from (fan favourite) ‘On Land and In the Sea’ ends the first set with an extended guitar chord that rings out for an eternity. They’re back for an astonishing take on that song that first hooked me in ‘Dirty Boy’ – which takes on almost religious overtones in the former methodist hall “We Will Praise Him” before Mike appears up on the balcony to perform the brilliant Bowie-esque ‘The Whole World Window’ before throwing flowers into the crowd.

Having introduced each member of the band non-verbally, he holds a picture of Tim Smith aloft for the biggest cheer of the night. They did him proud.
They could have ended there but there is time for two sure fire crowd pleasers, a sing-along ‘Big Ship’ and ‘Is This The Life’. It begs the question what next? Jim and the band have finished Tim’s final album and for my money, made a record that stands up among the Cardiacs finest. There’s clearly and audience for this music and a lot of people invested in keeping Tim’s music alive, hopefully various incarnations of Cardiacs will continue to perform and we can continue to Sing To Tim.




















